She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
"When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I’d never had pizza before, and they’d bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It’s really fun. People relate to you totally differently, and show you a side to themselves that you never see in your regular voice. So I guess the short answer is just “By fucking around.”"
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
Just Benedict Cumberbatch doing push-ups. (Little Favour bts)
…you all noticed that he’s doing them on one leg, right?
Some floors have all the luck.
Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level
why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom
Anonymous asked: Sherlock blinked in surprise. He hadn't been expecting such a proposal, and in fact the concept of it had never crossed his mind. "Well?" John was waiting in cautious expectation for an answer, his face clouded in worry that the detective might actually say no. "While it had never been my intention to live my life any other way," Sherlock answered slowly, before taking the gold band from its velvet nestling in the box, "the ring really is a very kind gesture." He smiled.
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
i don’t normally post porn sorry
I do, and this is much better.
The pen is mightier than the penis
oh shit the gender police busted us, quickly, hide your pronouns in the bag and run!
jesus what the fuck
this was my favorite bible story growing up
Don’t fuck with Jesus