THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it
please publish that story
woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."
make me choose | anonymous asked
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
Are you okay, Tumblr?
Happy Earth Day!