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kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

dontclimbanymore:

i’m laughing
3.5 million

dontclimbanymore:

i’m laughing

3.5 million

sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

iwishiwasfictional:

Lord Voldemort And Dammit Potter Give Me The Fucking Stone

Lord Voldemort And Holy Fuck Just Let My Young Self Kill You With A Snake

Lord Voldemort And How The Fuck Did That Fucker Get Out Of Azkaban

Lord Voldemort And Look At Me Being Fab In My Own Body

Lord Voldemort And HAHA Potter No One Fucking Believes You

Lord Voldemort And JFC Finally Killed That Old Fucker Dumbledore

Lord Voldemort And How The Fuck Did You Kill Me Holy Shit

devynmunoz:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Dear parents of LGBT+ young people:

You should be less worried about your offspring being influenced into their LGBT+ identities by people they met online, and more worried about the fact that they go online to meet people that will give them the acceptance and support that you haven’t.

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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

Why did jesus change his hair colour?

He dyed for our sins

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

niam-hugs:

don’t ever tell me that it’s just a band